When someone displays inappropriate behavior today, stand up for what is right. You need to ask big questions and push yourself and your people to try new things — your inner nature can’t be suppressed! See if you can find a new way to get through your normal day. 0 Today your twisted Horoscope tells us you should start to plan to eat jellied eels from a stall in London
Aries
January 29th, 2012 by AstrologerTaurus
January 29th, 2012 by AstrologerLooking for someone to team up with? Shop around. Someone is trying to rush you through something that oughtn’t to be rushed, but you can’t just tell them how wrong they are. 0 Today your twisted Horoscope tells us you should start to plan to raft through the Grand Canyon
Gemini
January 29th, 2012 by AstrologerYour hopes and wishes can’t force someone to act today. You should do whatever you can to push toward your dreams today — your energy is just right for taking direct action. 0 Today your twisted Horoscope tells us you should start to plan to get to know your neighbors
Cancer
January 29th, 2012 by AstrologerYou’ve been suspicious of someone lately, and today shows you the reason why. It’s much too easy for you to get riled up over nothing at all today — but that is part of your charm, really! See if you can get your people to cut you some slack or give you some space. 0 Today your twisted Horoscope tells us you should start to plan to accept yourself for who you are
Leo
January 29th, 2012 by AstrologerA controversial issue could cause conflict with a friend. You’re pretty flexible most of the time — especially when you’re in a good mood, like you are right now. 0 Today your twisted Horoscope tells us you should start to plan to get to know your neighbors
Virgo
January 29th, 2012 by AstrologerIf you have to get combative today, then do so — just don’t make personal attacks. You are fighting for what you think is right, which is just how it ought to be. Things are looking up for you and yours, so make sure that you can get your people to pitch in and win the day. 0 Today your twisted Horoscope tells us you should start to plan to let someone feed you peeled, seedless grapes
Libra
January 29th, 2012 by AstrologerToday, someone you care about a lot will burst into your life and ask you for help. Your day could be a 1 or a 10, but the odds are it’s nowhere in between! The good news is that if you start to stumble, you may find that a little attitude adjustment turns it all around in a big way. 0 Today your twisted Horoscope tells us you should start to plan to spend New Year’s in an exotic location
Scorpio
January 29th, 2012 by AstrologerYou will be distracted today if you are working alone, so seek out collaboration. You are not looking out for yourself today, though others may still think you are. Just focus on what’s important — someone else’s troubles, community issues or global needs. 0 Today your twisted Horoscope tells us you should start to plan to donate money and put your name on something: a college scholarship, a bench in the park
Sagittarius
January 29th, 2012 by AstrologerExercise your creativity as much as you possibly can today — it will turn heads! Your romantic side is out on display — but it’s anything but mushy! You may find that you need to ring up your sweetie on the spur of the moment to grab lunch together, or just wink at that office cutie! 0 Today your twisted Horoscope tells us you should start to plan to sleep under the stars
Capricorn
January 29th, 2012 by AstrologerWarn your friends or coworkers that you could get grumpy as the day moves forward. You can push through almost anything right now, so make sure that you’re sticking to the program. 0 Today your twisted Horoscope tells us you should start to plan to run a marathon
Aquarius
January 29th, 2012 by AstrologerA friend is going through an emotional period — and they need your excellent ideas. You shock your friends — in a good way, of course — with your big idea or crazy plan. 0 Today your twisted Horoscope tells us you should start to plan to shower in a waterfall
Pisces
January 29th, 2012 by AstrologerA friend’s ambiguous comments irk you — you need to find out what they meant. You don’t really know what’s what right now — you may need to just sit out the current conflict or giggle-fest. 0 Today your twisted Horoscope tells us you should start to plan to donate money and put your name on something: a college scholarship, a bench in the park
