Virgo

Treat yourself today — be a little bit lazy. There’s no harm in relaxing a bit. You can’t keep this secret to yourself — you need to speak out soon! It’s one of those days when people are more likely to take even the biggest news with a measure of restraint, so go for it. Even if you have compiled a list of those things you want to do today, it may be more useful to toss it out and start all over. Unfortunately, sticking to your previous plan can place unnecessary limits on you now. Staying alert to possibilities you haven’t yet considered could lead to an exciting breakthrough. However, there’s no need to be dramatic about your current spontaneity. Simply remain open to what’s happening without steering everything in a predetermined direction. Today your twisted Horoscope tells us you should start to plan to make yourself spend a half-day at a concentration camp and swear never to forget