Gemini

Just try to have fun while you can today — you can’t wait for the perfect moment. There’s too much chatter going on around you — though it may be hard for you to imagine that’s ever the case! Just close yourself away to avoid the worst of it and get your business done. You could find yourself embroiled in a war of words today, only to quickly realize that you don’t even know why you’re fighting. Everything seems to happen so fast that you just jump right in to defend what you think is right. Take a few deep breaths and count slowly to ten before you respond with an inflammatory remark. This simple act of self-restraint allows you to avoid an unpleasant scene and maintain a healthy perspective. Today your twisted Horoscope tells us you should start to plan to make love on a forest floor