Horoscope

Aries

Astrologer — Sat, 19 May 2012 04:02:43 +0000

Why commit yourself to just one thing right now? Be open-minded about more stuff. It’s one of those days when your passionate enthusiasm just can’t be denied. Even if everything runs smoothly today, you still must rely on your own initiative if you want to finish what you start. Your day might begin slowly, yet you need to get moving faster to catch the wave. However, it may be better to just let this one wash over you and not try to do anything about it at all. Instead, do something that makes you feel better about yourself. Today your twisted Horoscope tells us you should start to plan to own a room with a view

Taurus

Astrologer — Sat, 19 May 2012 04:02:43 +0000

You are slow by nature when it comes to making your move — don’t rush yourself. If someone’s not breathing down your neck today, consider yourself lucky — it seems that the rest of the world is operating on a different clock from yours. You may be overly concerned about your appearance today with so many planets in your 1st House of Physicality. Wearing something that makes you feel attractive helps to get the day off to a proper start, but remember that looks are only skin-deep. True beauty extends beneath the surface, so stay in touch with your inner self, too. If you can express what’s in your heart, you just might get what you need. Today your twisted Horoscope tells us you should start to plan to learn to speak a foreign language and make sure you use it

Gemini

Astrologer — Sat, 19 May 2012 04:02:43 +0000

Take the advice of friends and associates, and be prepared for the consequences. In the unlikely event that you are harboring secret desires, you should expect at least one of them to surface today, surprising you and possibly someone else. Roll with it — it’s for the best! Finish up as much old business as possible today because you’ll be anxious to start something new tomorrow. Getting closure on a project or a relationship issue requires that you stick with the process, even if your natural tendency is to move on. However, your tenacity will pay off now, for you can discover hidden treasure with enough determination and persistence. Today your twisted Horoscope tells us you should start to plan to attend one really huge rock concert

Cancer

Astrologer — Sat, 19 May 2012 04:02:43 +0000

A lot of things that used to be mysteries are suddenly making more sense right now. You butt heads with a boss or teacher today — and it could cause problems for you both in the future. Your friends will stand by you now and even come to your rescue if you need it. Thankfully, you’re not necessarily having a hard time; it’s just that you feel emotionally secure when you know that you can rely on others. It may be sufficient to plan a social event where you’re part of a group activity. Simply going out to lunch with some casual acquaintances could be just the right thing to set you on the right track. Today your twisted Horoscope tells us you should start to plan to be a member of the audience in a TV show

Leo

Astrologer — Sat, 19 May 2012 04:02:43 +0000

It’s a great day to try your hand at something new. You could turn even a trip to the dentist into something as fun as ten birthdays rolled into one! Your energy just can’t be contained, so make sure that you’re showing others how to have a good time. The spotlight is following you even if you don’t want to be the main attraction today. Thankfully, your ability to finish what you start holds you in good stead with your peers since they rely on your sense of duty and generosity. As long as you don’t lose sight of your purpose, you have what it takes to get the job done now. Whether or not others are watching, just do the best you can and your efforts will be appreciated. Today your twisted Horoscope tells us you should start to plan to ride a camel into the desert

Virgo

Astrologer — Sat, 19 May 2012 04:02:43 +0000

Give yourself time to express your combative feelings without getting too shrill. Your spirits are unusually high today — so much so that you might even be described as ‘feisty!’ It may actually be hard for you to back down from the struggle that comes your way this morning. You’re dreaming of faraway places today as a means of escape, and you might just get to take that trip if you maintain a practical attitude. But since you can also embark on a journey of the mind, this is an excellent time to initiate any action that increases self-awareness. Take every opportunity that’s offered to learn something new about another culture or a place you wish to visit someday, even if it can’t be now. Today your twisted Horoscope tells us you should start to plan to go to Walden Pond and read Thoreau while drifting in a canoe

Libra