Horoscope

Putting restrictions on yourself isn’t fun, but it’s the best way to build values. Your financial state needs attention today — do you have the energy to make things right? You need to deal with someone who’s resisting your efforts to get assistance, but you need to keep cool. Although you may wish that you were somewhere else now, you can still inspire others to reach greater heights by simply using the words that come to you naturally. Creativity abounds as you consider various ways to express what’s on your mind. However, it isn’t enough to have an active imagination today, for your clever thoughts could fade back into the hazy dreams from where they came. Make a conscious effort to share your ideas without holding anything back. Today your twisted Horoscope tells us you should start to plan to let someone feed you peeled, seedless grapes

You can’t choose the most entertaining option today — but you can have fun anyway. You’re still coasting along and having a great time today — so make the most of it! See if your people can chill for a bit while you scout ahead to see what fun lies in store for the whole group. You may feel uncomfortable now as you leave the certainty of recent decisions behind. Although you might have been sure about your choices just a few days ago, you could start to question everything as circumstances shift unexpectedly. Let go of your stubborn desire to be steadfast; acting in a more flexible manner enables you to successfully navigate through the changing landscape. Today your twisted Horoscope tells us you should start to plan to visit the Holy Land

Be prepared to wait for people today. You should take care of any little bills or errands that need attention — it’s not a day of flashy, glamorous activity. The Moon returns to your sign for her monthly visit to activate your attachment to your emotions. You are identifying more with your feelings now and they might pull you into confusing territory. Even if you know exactly what you want today, it’s still stressful if you don’t figure out how to reach your goals. Fortunately, your unfulfilled desires won’t weigh you down for long. Focus on your destination and the path will reveal itself just in time. Today your twisted Horoscope tells us you should start to plan to learn to play a musical instrument with some degree of skill

You’re not used to initiating all the plans, but you’ll have to, today. Keep things humming at home and your day should work out really well. Things are good for you, but one or two problems with your house or neighbors have to be ironed out quickly. Memories seem close to the surface, but you aren’t quite as vulnerable today as you’ve been recently. Logic is your greatest ally now, helping you to understand the differences between the past and the present. It’s essential to stay emotionally available, even if you’re afraid. Keep your feelings out in the open and communicate your fears to someone you trust. The power of your emotions will diminish as they are brought into the light. Today your twisted Horoscope tells us you should start to plan to learn not to say yes when you really mean no

Beware of getting stuck in a system — you need to maintain your own identity now. You need to assert your authority today — or else someone else might slip into power! It could be at home, at work or almost anywhere, but you need to take unpleasant steps to avoid the worst. It’s annoying that you can’t have everything that you want now, but your problems may vanish if you can fool yourself into believing that all is well. Denial will not bring happiness and ignorance shouldn’t be mistaken for bliss. Do whatever is necessary to get the facts. Only after you know what’s really going on will you be ready to make the best decision. Today your twisted Horoscope tells us you should start to plan to ride a camel into the desert

It’s a great day for finalizing plans, especially if they are related to travel. Your social life is better than ever today — someone you’ve been having troubles with turns out to be much more compatible than you had thought. After a couple of days of solid thinking and practical actions, you may be ready to loosen your grip on the mundane world now. A whole new wave of information heading your way can change how you handle relationships. Even if it’s somewhat out of character for you, just enjoy the images floating through your mind. No immediate action is required today; you never know what fantasy might plant a seed for future use. Today your twisted Horoscope tells us you should start to plan to learn to play a musical instrument with some degree of skill

Focus on good food — skip the drive-thru and opt instead for the farmer’s market. You feel quite attached to someone today — or possibly to an ideal. Although you may be feeling scattered today, you’re still rather optimistic about your prospects. However, the problem is that you could be unclear as to which future you are working toward. Your imagination conjures up vivid thoughts, but your friends find it difficult to understand exactly what you are saying now. Let your dreams inspire you, but keep your message to others as simple as possible. Today your twisted Horoscope tells us you should start to plan to spend Christmas on the beach drinking pina coladas

Your opponent may be a stronger force than you — have a backup plan. Your opposition to some new idea or old (stupid) rule is coming to a head today. Shallow conversations may be irritating to you because you know that there are more crucial subjects to discuss. Unfortunately, everyone else seems to be steering clear of the same real issues that you’re attracted to — and there’s little you can do to change their minds today. Although you don’t have to engage in meaningless conversations, the alternative may be dreaming alone for a while. Nevertheless, striking out on your own now isn’t a smart idea. Be patient; your closest allies will catch up with you. Today your twisted Horoscope tells us you should start to plan to make a complete and utter fool of yourself

Focus on the smaller issues. Make sure that your attitude is right for the people you meet today — it can be hard to smile when you’d rather be elsewhere! Just try to take on the role of confidant as much as you can. You are at a turning point in a relationship with four planets occupying your 7th House of Companions. Although you want to push your agenda forward, it still may take a week or so for the momentum to build up steam. Erratic flashes of doubt snap you out of your optimistic state of mind. Although these unexpected visions may be annoying at first, they won’t last. Concentrate on your long-range plans and don’t let the details pull you off track. Today your twisted Horoscope tells us you should start to plan to learn to rollerblade

The more time you can spend with children, the better. Your sense of duty is a driving force, and you should find that it’s easier than usual for you to carry it out today. You are still riding a recent wave of creativity, yet something significant has changed. You may feel less demanding of yourself and others today. Part of your current dilemma is that your new relaxed approach is your own choice, but it doesn’t help you feel more comfortable. Trust your dreams now; messages from your subconscious can lead you back to what is ultimately meaningful. Today your twisted Horoscope tells us you should start to plan to tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details

Learning is not only easy today, it’ll be fun! It’s a perfect time for a lecture. You should dig up old family stories — you’ve got plenty to choose from — and then figure out which ones are still relevant. You’re looking back, but you should start to look forward again soon. It’s challenging to assert yourself today, even if you know exactly what you want. But instead of coming right out and saying what’s on your mind, your current passive-aggressive style can temporarily turn you into a victim. Wake up; it’s time for an attitude adjustment. Alleviate your fears by going over the facts with someone you trust. Today your twisted Horoscope tells us you should start to plan to donate money and put your name on something: a college scholarship, a bench in the park

Give some very important advice to a friend today — do it softy and sweetly. You’ve got to share your feelings — someone doesn’t have a clue what’s going on with you. Intellectual Mercury is sending good vibrations your way today, but you can easily misinterpret the message. You tend to see only the very best in everything now, so resist the urge to make life-changing relationship decisions. However, the discrepancy between your thoughts and your desires can bring up stressful memories from the past. Remember what you need to know and then bring yourself back to the present moment. Today your twisted Horoscope tells us you should start to plan to learn to juggle with three balls